Well guys when dating International girls get yours familiar with their customs and traditions. Read this guide and you will know which ones to stay away from and which ones are the GO zone.

Enjoy and Happy Dating!!!

 

 

CAUCASIAN WOMAN

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.

Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.

 

 

BLACK WOMAN

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!

 

IRISH WOMAN

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

 

ITALIAN WOMAN

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

 

JEWISH WOMAN

First Date: You get dynamite head.

Second Date: You get more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

 

MIDDLE EASTERN WOMAN

First Date: You fill out the mandatory family questionnaire listing all your assets.

Second Date: You go out to the park with her and her whole family comes along.

Third Date: She claims she's a virgin and refuses to have sex with you. Fourth Date: She makes up for the past ten years of sexual deprivation in one night. You're rushed to a hospital for exhaustion.

 

LATIN WOMAN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunte, have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She is pregnant.

Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.

 

POLISH WOMAN

First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.

Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.

Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.

 

KOREAN WOMAN

First date: You buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.

 

INDIAN WOMAN

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.