Couples Compatability Test

1.) Do you love each other?
Yes
No

2.) Are you both currently sexually active?
Hell yeah
no, we are saving ourselves
no, she is never in the mood
no, he is always in the mood

3.) Have you started talking about marriage?
all the time
I let her talk, until I find a new chick
I can't decide on which wedding outfit to wear

4.) To the boyfriend: "Are you truely paying attention to her needs?"
yeah, I take her to all the best sports events
yeah, I go SHOE shopping with her
yep, every weekend I take to Weight Watchers

5.) To the girlfriend: "Are you truely paying attention to his needs?"
yep, he loves the Opera so much
yep, he loves it when I hang around when he is with the fellas
yep, I let him brag about his love making skills..

6.) To the boyfriend: "Do you checkout other women while you are with your lady?"
No way
Hell yeah, why else would I go to the Mall with her
only the women with big...

7.) To the girlfriend: "How many times do you expect him to call you in a day?"
just once an hour
every 30mins, cause I love him
every minute if he is hanging with the guyz

8.) Both of you, are you happy with each others?
"We love each other"
guy 1st: "oh man Im soo happy..we are whats the term ...soul something..soul mates"
woman 1st: "I think after doin this test we need to take a break honey"

9.) Both of you, do you know each others interests?
both: we have the same interests
guy 1st: "ummm she likes those things"
women 1st: "simple he likes being slave"

10.) Final question: "Who wears the pants in the relationship?"
male: "I do...what I say goes...
female: "He does.....yeah right"