DRIVING TEST-INTERNATIONAL LICENSE

1.) What color is the stop light?
Red
Green
Who knows?

2.) Should you drive when you are drunk?
Hell yeah
Hell NO
only if i could hold a beer

3.) What speeds should one drive at in a 60 zone?
120km/h
35km/h
60km/h

4.) What should you do when people are crossing?
let them go first
Run them over
Throw an egg at them

5.) If you see highway patrol car asking you to pull over what do you do?
tell him to F@#$ off
Stop
Start speeding so you can make the News

6.) What side do the British drive?
Wrong Side
Left Side
Right Side

7.) True or False in Germany are you allowed to challenge the police for drags?
True
False

8.) What type of license does one need to drive in Australia?
kangaroo license
jokeshandbook's International License
International License

9.) What do you do at a STOP sign?
STOP
slow down
just cruise

10.) Which group is better in terms of driving:
Male
Female