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What Am I
Here is what you have to do:
TELL ME "WHAT AM I"????? HAVE FUN.........This one is very tricky, so put your
thinking caps on....hehe
THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG
THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.
IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION.
IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE
AT THE OTHER.
IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM,FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS
THRUST IN
AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY
AND
ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC,
PULSING
SOUND, RESULTING FROM THEWELL LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS.
WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE
STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILLNEED CLEANING FROM THE
OUTERSURFACES
OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER
EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND
CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING,IT IS RETURNED TO ITS
FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION,
HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY,
BUT
OFTEN MUCH LESS.WHAT AM I???????
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER ! TO
THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........
Scroll down for the answer.............
TOOTHBRUSH.........
what were you thinking?
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